Knight Of The Mind

I'll do my best to present a philosophical and generally conservative look at current events and life, the universe and everything. Readers are invited to take all that's posted herein with a grain of salt. or if they prefer, a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequila.

Location: Alexandria, Virginia, United States

Greetings and welcome. My name is Steve, I'm 35 years old and I work for the US Army as an Operations Research Analyst. Hence my blog title Knight Of The Mind.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Plan 9 From Outer Space

That really goofy John Kerry moment was all a NASA conspiracy. Wow! I never knew the Romulans had infested our mighty space agency. I'm glad we caught those devious villains before their vile plans cost anyone electoral votes!

Here are the sordid details that Matt Drudge has unearthed thus far...

Kerry campaign manager Mary Beth Cahill claims 'dirty tricks' by NASA after it released 'surprise' photographs showing the Dem presidential hopeful dressed in a space suit crawling through a rocket hatch...

It's not impossible that this was a little bit contrived at John Kerry's expense. There is a famous email going around where President Bush poses for a photo on the DMZ with a pair of binoculars that makes him look less than well versed in how the binoculars actually work.

This may or may not be the next Dukakis tank photo, but it was a funny addition to Fox and Friends in the morning.

Also, a veritable partisan Attack of The Killer Tomatoes is up for your pleasure as TAM once more serves up Kerry's House of Ketchup!

PS - Captain's Quarters now invites you to caption Senator Kerry in the Condom Suit.


As you may or may not already be aware, members of the Watcher's Council hold a vote every week on what they consider to be the most link-worthy pieces of writing around... per the Watcher's instructions, I am submitting one of my own posts for consideration in the upcoming nominations process.
Here is the most recent winning council post, here is the most recent winning non-council post, here is the list of results for the latest vote, and here is the initial posting of all the nominees that were voted on.

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